Trans-Real News – Episode 11: Alien Ichor
Eldritch horrors awaken beneath Ularu and goes to battle with magical girls, XIbalba in flames, the Head Mafia collects a few of their own, expect raining blood in Australia, the Chaos Wizards deny shennanigans, Kile invites you to see the Quantum Flux Diving championships, and a mic is left on accidentally.
The News in Brief
An Eldritch horror awakens in Ularu
The Magical Girls fight back against giant monsters.
The Freelance Police are accused of taking heads of their own.
Psionics today interviews the parents of indigo children.
Timespace Forecast (1’30”)
Blood, Storms, Tremors, Cultists, and Madness in Australia
This Week’s Sponsor (2’13”)
Retrograde Dynamics are looking for volunteers to become Superhuman!
Statement from the Union of Chaos Wizards: (4’00”)
No, we aren’t responsible for this one either. When we say Chaos we mean it in a quantum sense. The ability for an observing agent to collapse waveforms thereby changing the flow of reality in a non-newtonian way. You see… oh, why do I bother. Okay you primitive screwheads we mean Chaos as in “that wouldn’t happen if everything wer predetermined.” Not Chaos as in everything has gone a bit crazy. Get it? What’s going on in Ularu only Chaotic in so much as a lot of people’s decisions had very unexpected consequences, and ours weren’t involved. Get a grip.
Advisories (5’01”)
Australia
Stop eating The Slime
Quantum Flux Diving Championships
Hot Mic Chatter (6’00”)
[Klie] Toby, any news on Yaron yet?
[Toby] I heard the exorcism is going well. I also hear that we can expect to run a lot more Tul O’Phala adds in the near future.
[Klie] Ah, the life of a shill. I’m glad to hear he’s doing okay. Oh, hold on… what’s that flashing light?
[Toby] Ugh! Our mics are live again! Why does this keep happening?
[Klie] I’ll get it.